dreaduquesne:

selina somewhere stealing something and then having to actually SEE the harlivy sex she heard

saddestblogger:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

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nitrosplicer:

delotha:

mineyoung-churyuu:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

theirisianprincess:

imnotafraidofhospitals:

theirisianprincess:

DID HE MAKE IT??

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he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

Oh my god that’s even better

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

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xz-art:

How to Draw : Hairstyles Pt. 1

After a really long time this is finally done, I still have a few request projects to work on but this was at the top of the queue.

A tutorial discussing the various methods and styles of drawing hair, specifically using shapes, tufts and strands.

l1berum:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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lightfulfillment:

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

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Originally posted by chenb0t

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I’m…I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

fluidityandgiggles:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

marauders4evr:

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BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

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Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Hey op?

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Originally posted by laborpains

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And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

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